All of my appliances have been ganging up on me lately.
Everything that helps me do the essential wife/mother crap I have to do is giving me the big screw you middle finger and refusing to help me a minute longer.
The cooker was the first to go and I’m sure it quickly put the word out and ‘strength in numbers’ was mentioned.
Well the new cooker quickly caught wind and was sucked in to the whole protest thing. I used my NEW cooker the day we got it and the sodding hob melted a small hole into itself! How, how, how does that even happen?!
The washing machine is jumping up and down sounding like a grade 5 hurricane, my fridge only wants to freeze and now the disloyal dishwasher just shows me it’s secret dishwasher code that only the manual that no one keeps after one week of purchase can unlock the secret to.
So if any one would like me to review all of the above it’s safe to say I’m open to it!
Sure you may ask yourself why would I use this newbie with little followers to review MY product. Well who else could promise you to clog up every social media news feed they have access to with photos of them lovingly looking at your product. Of them hugging and admiring your appliance and a short video cooking with ‘Let’s Stay Together’ playing in the background.
Or failing that a sledge hammer so I can get some satisfaction out of a kitchen appliance massacre!