Evil Appliances 

All of my appliances have been ganging up on me lately. 

Everything that helps me do the essential wife/mother crap I have to do is giving me the big screw you middle finger and refusing to help me a minute longer.

The cooker was the first to go and I’m sure it quickly put the word out and ‘strength in numbers’ was mentioned. 

Well the new cooker quickly caught wind and was sucked in to the whole protest thing. I used my NEW cooker the day we got it and the sodding hob melted a small hole into itself! How, how, how does that even happen?! 

The washing machine is jumping up and down sounding like a grade 5 hurricane, my fridge only wants to freeze and now the disloyal dishwasher just shows me it’s secret dishwasher code that only the manual that no one keeps after one week of purchase can unlock the secret to. 

So if any one would like me to review all of the above it’s safe to say I’m open to it! 

Sure you may ask yourself why would I use this newbie with little followers to review MY product. Well who else could promise you to clog up every social media news feed they have access to with photos of them lovingly looking at your product. Of them hugging and admiring your appliance and a short video cooking with ‘Let’s Stay Together’ playing in the background.

Or failing that a sledge hammer so I can get some satisfaction out of a kitchen appliance massacre!

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I am a 28 year old mum living in Kent. I am totally outnumbered living with my husband and 3 boys but I love the fun and adventure they bring to my life. As a family we enjoy being active and to get out and about as much as possible. A little about us Me- My husband and I met 12 years ago when I was 16 and him 19. Being so young I don't think either of us expected a nervous first date at the cinema to lead to marriage and 3 children but we soon became inseparable. It can be hard staying 'girlie' in a house full of boys. DS1- DS1 is very sporty. He enjoys football, rugby and swimming but his real passion is motocross. I think hubby would have happily had him on a motocross bike the second he took his first step but he first started to ride when he got his first 50cc bike at 6 years old. Now, aged 8, he rides with complete confidence on his 65cc and is desperate to start competing. As his mother I will always worry about him no mater what he does but seeing how happy this sport makes him makes me want to support him 100%. DS2- DS2 is a real animal lover. He would love nothing more than to have a house full of cats and dogs but unfortunately for him the only pet we have is our goldfish named 'Goldie'. When we visit family who have dogs DS2 will happily sit there for hours talking, stroking and trying to teach them tricks. Computer games is DS2's favourite pass time. He was gifted a tablet for Christmas last year and now, at 6, he has my husband bugging him on tips to get new levels. To keep active DS2 really enjoys swimming. He is not afraid of the water at all and would swim every day given the chance. He has such a loving, caring personality. DS3- DS3 is, well, a real handful as most 2 year olds are. He is never short of energy and zooms everywhere at a million miles an hour on his favourite balance 'motorbike'. Much to my husbands joy DS3 is also obsessed, yes obsessed with motocross. All he wants to do is play motorbikes, wear DS1's helmet and boots at any given chance and watch the videos of DS1 riding. DS3 learns so much from his older brothers and he surprises me everyday with how daring and forward he is in so many ways.

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